Best quotes to send by SMS

The evil implanted in man by nature spreads so imperceptibly, when the habit of wrong-doing is unchecked, that he himself can set no limit to his shamelessness.
Author: Cicero
The face is not a secondary billboard for our internal feelings. It is an equal partner in the emotional process.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell
The fact speak for themselves.
Author: Demosthenes
The family is changing not disappearing. We have to broaden our understanding of it, look for the new metaphors.
Author: Mary Catherine Bateson
The fathers have eaten sour grapes, and the children's teeth are set on edge.
Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a
newsreader ?
A spooksman !
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes
Q: How many publishers does it take to
change a
lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold
down the
editor.
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes
People who love
sausage and respect the law
should never watch either being made.
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes
Judge: Are you married?
A. No, I'm
divorced.
Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A.
A lot of things I didn't know about.
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes
Jury: Twelve men and women
trying to decide
which party has the best lawyer.
Justice: A decision in your
favor.
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes