Best quotes to send by SMS
Desiderius Erasmus The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

Ellen DeGeneres I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to acheive that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

Doug Larson The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Author: Doug Larson

John Burroughs The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter; the fleshy, in summer. I should say winter had given the bone and sinew to literature, summer the tissues and the blood.
Author: John Burroughs

Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
Author: Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

The best jokes to send by SMS
Music jokes Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
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Music jokes Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!
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Music jokes Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.
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Music jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !
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Music jokes Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.
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