The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.
Author: Doris Day

Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Author: Voltaire

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.
Author: Immanuel Kant

Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.
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Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!
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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
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Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.
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Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.
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