The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Author: Mark Twain

The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin.
Author: Heinrich Heine

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
Author: Kin Hubbard

The scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
Author: Confucius

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes