Hope is only the love of life.
Author: Henri-Frdric Amiel

The significance of man is that he is insignificant and is aware of it.
Author: Carl Becker

The sleep of a laboring man is sweet.
Author: Bible

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait.
Author: Jose Simon

I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying.
Author: Michael Jordan

Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
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Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.
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Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks? A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
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