The real distinction is between those who adapt their purposes to reality and those who seek to mold reality in the light of their purposes.
Author: Henry Kissinger

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.
Author: Marcel Proust

The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Author: Mark Twain

What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
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Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your tea.
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Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.
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How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.
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Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front? He was terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with himself.
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