The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The reverse side also has a reverse side.
Author: Japanese Proverb

The road up and the road down is one and the same.
Author: Heraclitus

Purchase not friends by gifts; when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to love.
Author: Thomas Fuller

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.
Author: Josh Billings

What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes