Best quotes to send by SMS
Mark Twain I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
Author: Mark Twain

William Shakespeare The rest is silence.
Author: William Shakespeare

Ralph Waldo Emerson The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Oprah Winfrey The roses, the lovely notes, the dining and dancing are all welcome and splendid. But when the Godiva is gone, the gift of real love is having someone who'll go the distance with you. Someone who, when the wedding day limo breaks down, is willing to share
Author: Oprah Winfrey

William Shakespeare The sands are number'd that make up my life.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Mouse jokes What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !
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Mouse jokes Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Mouse jokes What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Mouse jokes What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Mouse jokes What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes