Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Author: Voltaire

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.
Author: Immanuel Kant

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
Author: Hubert H. Humphrey

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes