The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.
Author: Pearl Buck

I have been truthful all along the way. The truth is more interesting, and if you tell the truth you never have to cover your tracks.
Author: Real Live Preacher

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.
Author: Carl Jung

How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong!
Author: Sophocles

The soul of man is immortal and imperishable.
Author: Plato

Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists.
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Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First, third, and emergency.
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A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down." The violist replied, "You're kidding! The conductor came to my house?"
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Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case.
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Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
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