The ends must justify the means.
Author: Matthew Prior

The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended halfness; a non performance of that which is pretended to be performed, at the same time that one is giving loud pledges of performance. The balking of the intellect, is comed
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The evil that we know is best.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Publishers are just middlemen. That's all. If artists could remember that more often, they'd save themselves a lot of aggrevation.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The first condition of immortality is death.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes

Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral.
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes

Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people.
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes