The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Author: Jay Leno

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Author: Noel Coward

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.
Author: Robert Graves

If any thing is sacred the human body is sacred.
Author: Walt Whitman

The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another.
Author: George Eliot

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein
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What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes