The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Author: Dorothy Nevill

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.
Author: Alex Levin

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can't! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove it.
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FIRST MONSTER: I'm going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends.
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Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!
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FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.
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Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: You'll get atomic-ache.
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