Best quotes to send by SMS
Allard Lowenstein The question should be, is it worth trying to do, not can it be done.
Author: Allard Lowenstein

Lois McMaster Bujold If power was an illusion, wasn't weakness necessarily one also?
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Umberto Eco The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
Author: Umberto Eco

Doris Day The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.
Author: Doris Day

Charles Caleb Colton Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

The best jokes to send by SMS
Monster jokes If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies? Cranes.
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Monster jokes How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation.
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Monster jokes Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.
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Monster jokes Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed.
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Monster jokes FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.
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