I'm not afraid of facts, I welcome facts but a congeries of facts is not equivalent to an idea. This is the essential fallacy of the so-called "scientific" mind. People who mistake facts for ideas are incomplete thinkers; they are gossips.
Author: Cynthia Ozick

The question should be, is it worth trying to do, not can it be done.
Author: Allard Lowenstein

If power was an illusion, wasn't weakness necessarily one also?
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
Author: Umberto Eco

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.
Author: Doris Day

How does a monster begin a fairy tale? "Once upon a slime . . ."
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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target.
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Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove.
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If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies? Cranes.
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How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation.
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