Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.
Author: Alex Levin

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The reverse side also has a reverse side.
Author: Japanese Proverb

Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: You'll get atomic-ache.
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What can a monster do that you can't do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.
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Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons
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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein.
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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.
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