The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy

Success in business requires training and discipline and hard work. But if you're not frightened by these things, the opportunities are just as great today as they ever were.
Author: David Rockefeller

Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others, by calling that impossible which is only difficult.
Author: Samuel Johnson

The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
Author: George Orwell

The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice. And because we fail to notice that we fail to notice, there is little we can do to change; until we notice how failing to notice shapes our thoughts and deeds.
Author: R. D. Laing

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes