The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
Author: Umberto Eco

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.
Author: Doris Day

Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Author: Voltaire

FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.
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Little monster: Mom, Mom, what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.
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Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.
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Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!
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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
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