The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half.
Author: Fyodor Dostoevsky

The secret of all power is - save your force. If you want high pressure you must choke off waste.
Author: Joseph Farrell

The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Author: Mel Lazarus

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.
Author: Pearl Buck

I have been truthful all along the way. The truth is more interesting, and if you tell the truth you never have to cover your tracks.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes