The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Author: Henry Cate VII

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I'm not afraid of facts, I welcome facts but a congeries of facts is not equivalent to an idea. This is the essential fallacy of the so-called "scientific" mind. People who mistake facts for ideas are incomplete thinkers; they are gossips.
Author: Cynthia Ozick

The question should be, is it worth trying to do, not can it be done.
Author: Allard Lowenstein

If power was an illusion, wasn't weakness necessarily one also?
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, what's he studying ? 2nd Monster: Nothing, they're studying him!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

How does a monster begin a fairy tale? "Once upon a slime . . ."
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes