The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.
Author: Walter Bagehot

I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
Author: Mark Twain

The rest is silence.
Author: William Shakespeare

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The roses, the lovely notes, the dining and dancing are all welcome and splendid. But when the Godiva is gone, the gift of real love is having someone who'll go the distance with you. Someone who, when the wedding day limo breaks down, is willing to share
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
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How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes