Best quotes to send by SMS
Demosthenes The easiest thing of all is to deceive one's self; for what a man wishes he generally believes to be true.
Author: Demosthenes

Publilius Syrus The end always passes judgement on what has gone before.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Joseph Heller The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
Author: Joseph Heller

Aleister Crowley The essence of independence has been to think and act according to standards from within, not without. Inevitably anyone with an independent mind must become "one who resists or opposes authority or established conventions": a rebel. If enough people come
Author: Aleister Crowley

Sheila Rowbotham Men will often admit other women are oppressed but not you.
Author: Sheila Rowbotham

The best jokes to send by SMS
Internet jokes What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very, very big spider !
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Internet jokes Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Internet jokes What do you call a ghost on the Internet? e-erie.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Internet jokes Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Internet jokes What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go, E we go!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes