Best quotes to send by SMS

The easiest thing of all is to deceive one's self; for what a man wishes he generally believes to be true.
Author: Demosthenes
The end always passes judgement on what has gone before.
Author: Publilius Syrus
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
Author: Joseph Heller
The essence of independence has been to think and act according to standards from within, not without. Inevitably anyone with an independent mind must become "one who resists or opposes authority or established conventions": a rebel. If enough people come
Author: Aleister Crowley
Men will often admit other women are oppressed but not you.
Author: Sheila Rowbotham
The best jokes to send by SMS

What sits in the middle of the world wide web
?
A very, very big spider !
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Do you like web jokes?
Yes - they're
e-larious!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
What do you call a ghost on the
Internet?
e-erie.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Which of the seven dwarfs use the
Internet?
Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
What do internet football fans sing?
E we
go E we go, E we go!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes