The reading of all good books is indeed like a conversation with the noblest men of past centuries who were the authors of them, nay a carefully studied conversation, in which they reveal to us none but the best of their thoughts.
Author: Rene Descartes

People vote their resentment, not their appreciation. The average man does not vote for anything, but against something.
Author: William Bennet Munro

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Author: Jay Leno

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Author: Noel Coward

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.
Author: Robert Graves

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? 'I feel abominable.'
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What's the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.
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Little monster: Mom, why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.
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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.
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