The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
Author: Hubert H. Humphrey

One doesn't discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.
Author: Andre Gide

The same refinement which brings us new pleasures, exposes us to new pains.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half.
Author: Fyodor Dostoevsky

The secret of all power is - save your force. If you want high pressure you must choke off waste.
Author: Joseph Farrell

Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it.
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Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
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Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!
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Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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