Best quotes to send by SMS

The difficulty lies, not in the new ideas, but in escaping from the old ones, which ramify, for those brought up as most of us have been, into every corner of our minds.
Author: John Maynard Keynes
Justice does not come from the outside. It comes from inner peace.
Author: Barbara Hall
In the modern world the intelligence of public opinion is the one indispensable condition for social progress.
Author: Charles W. Eliot
Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone
The eternal silence of these infinite spaces fills me with dread.
Author: Blaise Pascal
The best jokes to send by SMS

Have you seen
www.blottingpaper.com?
Yes, I found it very absorbing.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you seen www.stickytape.com?
Yes, I
can't tear myself away.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
What do you get if you type
www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?
A sore finger.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
How do you make rude noises on the
Internet?
With a whoop e-cushion.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
What do you get if you cross an elephant with
the
Internet?
I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes