The problem that has no name - which is simply the fact that American women are kept from growing to their full human capacities - is taking a far greater toll on the physical and mental health of our country than any known disease.
Author: Betty Friedan

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy

Success in business requires training and discipline and hard work. But if you're not frightened by these things, the opportunities are just as great today as they ever were.
Author: David Rockefeller

Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others, by calling that impossible which is only difficult.
Author: Samuel Johnson

The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
Author: George Orwell

Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away as possible!
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Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.
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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.
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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.
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First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!
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