The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
Author: Stephen King

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder by authorities whom we do not control.
Author: Cyril Connolly

The only place you will be accepted is the place you make for yourself.
Author: Holly Lisle

Onstage I'm the happiest person in the world.
Author: Britney Spears

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Author: Voltaire

Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!
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Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"
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Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.
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