The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.
Author: Marcel Proust

The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Author: Mark Twain

The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.
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How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.
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Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front? He was terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with himself.
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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.
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What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.
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