Best quotes to send by SMS
Oscar Wilde The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Cynthia Ozick I'm not afraid of facts, I welcome facts but a congeries of facts is not equivalent to an idea. This is the essential fallacy of the so-called "scientific" mind. People who mistake facts for ideas are incomplete thinkers; they are gossips.
Author: Cynthia Ozick

Allard Lowenstein The question should be, is it worth trying to do, not can it be done.
Author: Allard Lowenstein

Lois McMaster Bujold If power was an illusion, wasn't weakness necessarily one also?
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Umberto Eco The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
Author: Umberto Eco

The best jokes to send by SMS
Monster jokes How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.
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Monster jokes 1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, what's he studying ? 2nd Monster: Nothing, they're studying him!
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Monster jokes How does a monster begin a fairy tale? "Once upon a slime . . ."
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Monster jokes What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target.
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Monster jokes Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove.
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