Best quotes to send by SMS
Bible The powers that be are ordained of God,
Author: Bible

Steve Jobs I didn't see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything. It freed m
Author: Steve Jobs

Robert F. Kennedy The problem of power is how to achieve its responsible use rather than its irresponsible and indulgent use - of how to get men of power to live for the public rather than off the public.
Author: Robert F. Kennedy

Henry Cate VII The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Author: Henry Cate VII

Oscar Wilde The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The best jokes to send by SMS
Monster jokes What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.
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Monster jokes What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!
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Monster jokes On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.
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Monster jokes How do you address a monster? Very politely.
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Monster jokes How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line.
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