Best quotes to send by SMS
Japanese Proverb The reverse side also has a reverse side.
Author: Japanese Proverb

Heraclitus The road up and the road down is one and the same.
Author: Heraclitus

Thomas Fuller Purchase not friends by gifts; when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to love.
Author: Thomas Fuller

Josh Billings One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.
Author: Josh Billings

Tryon Edwards The secret of a good memory is attention, and attention to a subject depends upon our interest in it. We rarely forget that which has made a deep impression on our minds.
Author: Tryon Edwards

The best jokes to send by SMS
Mouse jokes Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Mouse jokes How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Mouse jokes What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Movie and TV jokes Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Movie and TV jokes Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes