The problem of power is how to achieve its responsible use rather than its irresponsible and indulgent use - of how to get men of power to live for the public rather than off the public.
Author: Robert F. Kennedy

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Author: Henry Cate VII

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I'm not afraid of facts, I welcome facts but a congeries of facts is not equivalent to an idea. This is the essential fallacy of the so-called "scientific" mind. People who mistake facts for ideas are incomplete thinkers; they are gossips.
Author: Cynthia Ozick

The question should be, is it worth trying to do, not can it be done.
Author: Allard Lowenstein

How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes