I didn't see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything. It freed m
Author: Steve Jobs

The problem of power is how to achieve its responsible use rather than its irresponsible and indulgent use - of how to get men of power to live for the public rather than off the public.
Author: Robert F. Kennedy

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Author: Henry Cate VII

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I'm not afraid of facts, I welcome facts but a congeries of facts is not equivalent to an idea. This is the essential fallacy of the so-called "scientific" mind. People who mistake facts for ideas are incomplete thinkers; they are gossips.
Author: Cynthia Ozick

On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

How do you address a monster? Very politely.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes