Nevertheless the passions, whether violent or not, should never be so expressed as to reach the point of causing disgust; and music, even in situations of the greatest horror, should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby
Author: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The easiest thing of all is to deceive one's self; for what a man wishes he generally believes to be true.
Author: Demosthenes

The end always passes judgement on what has gone before.
Author: Publilius Syrus

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
Author: Joseph Heller

The essence of independence has been to think and act according to standards from within, not without. Inevitably anyone with an independent mind must become "one who resists or opposes authority or established conventions": a rebel. If enough people come
Author: Aleister Crowley

Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure, but certainly rings a bell.
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Have you seen www.amnesia.com? Sorry, I just can't remember.
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Have you seen www.busfull.com? No, I'm afraid that one passed me by.
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What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very, very big spider !
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Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!
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