The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Author: Mark Twain

The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin.
Author: Heinrich Heine

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes