Best quotes to send by SMS
Oscar Wilde The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Author: Oscar Wilde

George Bernard Shaw The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Mark Twain The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Author: Mark Twain

Rita Mae Brown The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

Heinrich Heine The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin.
Author: Heinrich Heine

The best jokes to send by SMS
Monster jokes What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.
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Monster jokes What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.
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Monster jokes What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster
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Mouse jokes Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !
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Mouse jokes What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !
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