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Do not measure your loss by itself; if you do, it will seem intolerable; but if you will take all human affairs into account you will find that some comfort is to be derived from them.
Author: Saint Basil

Do not pursue what is illusory - property and position: all that is gained at the expense of your nerves decade after decade and can be confiscated in one fell night. Live with a steady superiority over life - don't be afraid of misfortune, and do not yea
Author: Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Do not seek evil gains; evil gains are the equivalent of disaster.
Author: Hesiod

Do not speak of repulsive matters at table.
Author: Amy Vanderbilt

Do not talk a little on many subjects, but much on a few.
Author: Pythagoras

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes