Best quotes to send by SMS
Mark Twain How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.
Author: Mark Twain

William Shakespeare How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is To have a thankless child!
Author: William Shakespeare

William Shakespeare How use doth breed a habit in a man!
Author: William Shakespeare

Fran Lebowitz Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Author: Fran Lebowitz

Mary Hirsch Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Author: Mary Hirsch

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather brick in the wall !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anya ! Anya who ? Anya best behavior !
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