Best quotes to send by SMS

How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.
Author: Mark Twain
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is
To have a thankless child!
Author: William Shakespeare
How use doth breed a habit in a man!
Author: William Shakespeare
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Author: Fran Lebowitz
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Author: Mary Hirsch
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anais
!
Anais who ?
Anais cup of tea !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anita
!
Anita who ?
Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna
!
Anna who ?
Annather brick in the wall !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there
?
Annie!
Annie who ?
Annie-versary !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anya
!
Anya who ?
Anya best behavior !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes