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I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren't able to.
Author: Margaret Cho

I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions.
Author: Dorothy Day

I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people who are convinced they are about to change the world. I am more awed by those who struggle to make one small difference after another.
Author: Ellen Goodman

I have never known a novel that was good enough to be good in spite of its being adapted to the author's political views.
Author: Edith Wharton

I have never thought of writing for reputation and honor. What I have in my heart must come out; that is the reason why I compose.
Author: Ludwig van Beethoven

A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for Medically Exempt. Afterward a friend borrowed the truss to wear for his physical. At the end of the examination the doctor stamped M.E. on his papers. "Does that mean I'm medically exempt?" he asked. "No," answered the doctor. "M.E. stands for Middle East. Anyone who can wear a truss upside down can certainly ride a camel."
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Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?" "Learnit, hell, it's a gift," proudly informed the NCO.
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While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remained upright on its skids, sliding down the runway doing 360s. As the Cobra slid past the tower, trailing a brilliant shower of sparks, this was the radio exchange that took place... Tower: "Sir, do you need any assistance?" Cobra: "I don't know Tower, we ain't done crashin' yet."
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes