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Lewis B. Frumkes How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Author: Lewis B. Frumkes

Robert J. Sawyer Honor does not have to be defended.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer

E. B. White Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
Author: E. B. White

Althea Gibson I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it's half because I was game enough to take a lot of punishment along the way and half because there were a lot of people who cared enough to help me.
Author: Althea Gibson

Clarence Darrow I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of.
Author: Clarence Darrow

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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ? Beggar you don't know !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bella ! Bella who ? Bella bottom trousers !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Benin ! Benin who ? Benin hell!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ? Berlin maiden over !
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