Best quotes to send by SMS

How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Author: Lewis B. Frumkes
Honor does not have to be defended.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
Author: E. B. White
I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it's half because I was game enough to take a lot of punishment along the way and half because there were a lot of people who cared enough to help me.
Author: Althea Gibson
I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of.
Author: Clarence Darrow
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Becca
!
Becca who ?
Becca the net !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beggar
!
Beggar who ?
Beggar you don't know !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bella
!
Bella who ?
Bella bottom trousers !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benin
!
Benin who ?
Benin hell!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Berlin
!
Berlin who ?
Berlin maiden over !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes