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Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.
Author: M. F. K. Fisher

She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to be thought hard and grasping, but her artifices could not always cover the nakedness of her need to excel.
Author: Faith Sullivan

She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for a long while, vibrating with excitement, as a machine vibrates from speed. Life rushed in upon her through that window - or so it seemed. In reality, of course, life rushes from within
Author: Willa Cather

Silence is one of the great arts of conversation, as allowed by Cicero himself, who says, 'there is not only an art, but an eloquence in it.' A well bred woman may easily and effectually promote the most useful and elegant conversation without speaking a
Author: Tom Blair

I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there.
Author: Richard Feynman

What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!
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Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here. Have some plastic grass."
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Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.
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