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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Isn't everyone a part of everyone else?
Author: Budd Schulberg

Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry, all things easy. He that rises late must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night, while laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
Author: William Shakespeare

I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe.
Author: James Lileks

Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes