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Dreams are postcards from our subconscious, inner self to outer self, right brain trying to cross that moat to the left. Too often they come back unread: "return to sender, addressee unknown." That's a shame because it's a whole other world out there--or
Author: Dennis Koenig and Jordan Budde

Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't.
Author: Brett Butler

Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine; Or leave a kiss but in the cup, And I'll not look for wine.
Author: Benjamin Johnson

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
Author: Carl Zwanzig

Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of thy desire.
Author: Arab Proverb

Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag. At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt. Abu as there will be no space at the top to turn around up there. So, as per the guidelines given by the man, The Sardarji, goes to the top of Mt. Abu in reverse. After sometime the Sardarji comes down of the hill in reverse.. When the man sees him, he asks the Sardarji why he came down the hill in a reverse gear. The Sardarji replies that he got some space at the top of the hill so he reversed his car.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes