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Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Author: William Penn

If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.
Author: Jewish Proverb

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Author: J. Jacques

Stamina is utterly important. And stamina is only possible if it's managed well. People think all they need to do is endure one crazy, intense, job-free creative burst and their dreams will come true. They are wrong, they are stupidly wrong.
Author: Hugh Macleod

I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence but it comes from within. It is there all the time.
Author: Anna Freud

Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.
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What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''
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Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, "Hold still Abdul, it might be sand."
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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
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Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!
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