Best quotes to send by SMS

If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if you have any, will take care of itself.
Author: Joseph Farrell
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Author: Bertrand Russell
The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it.
Author: Ayn Rand
The peace of heaven is theirs that lift their swords, in such a just and charitable war.
Author: William Shakespeare
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
Author: Frank Herbert
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Briony
!
Briony who ?
Briony, beautiful sea !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bubbles
!
Bubbles who ?
Bubbles, bangles, and beads...!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buffer
!
Buffer who ?
Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bully
!
Bully who ?
Bully Jean is not my lover !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Burton
!
Burton who ?
Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes