Best quotes to send by SMS
Joseph Farrell If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if you have any, will take care of itself.
Author: Joseph Farrell

Bertrand Russell One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Ayn Rand The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it.
Author: Ayn Rand

William Shakespeare The peace of heaven is theirs that lift their swords, in such a just and charitable war.
Author: William Shakespeare

Frank Herbert The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
Author: Frank Herbert

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Briony ! Briony who ? Briony, beautiful sea !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ? Bubbles, bangles, and beads...!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Buffer ! Buffer who ? Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Burton ! Burton who ? Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !
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