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I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.
Author: Georges Duhamel

Projections are bullshit. They're just guesses. Wait until the real thing happens and then when it happens, then you can make the decision. Make decisions when you have a lot of information to make the decision. Not when you have to guess about what the d
Author: Jason Fried

Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark of the covenant, too sacred to be touched.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Human pain does not let go of its grip at one point in time. Rather, it works its way out of our consciousness over time. There is a season of sadness. A season of anger. A season of tranquility. A season of hope.
Author: Robert Veninga

Your hearts are mighty, your skins are whole.
Author: William Shakespeare

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Power Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday gift idea
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tree Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric
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