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[The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.
Author: Terry Pratchett

1. Never tell everything at once.
Author: Ken Venturi

A bad neighbor is a misfortune, as much as a good one is a great blessing.
Author: Hesiod

A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
Author: Senator Everett Dirksen

A bodily disease which we look upon as whole and entire within itself, may, after all, be but a symptom of some ailment in the spiritual part.
Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.
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Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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How long will a floating point operation float?
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If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
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