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You're dealing with the demon of external validation. You can't beat external validation. You want to know why? Because it feels sooo good.
Author: Barbara Hall

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.
Author: Warren Beatty

I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

"Careful with fire" is good advice we know. "Careful with words" is ten times doubly so.
Author: William Carleton

A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. "The cup holder on my computer broke! I just got some coffee and put it in the cup holder and then it broke, and the coffee spilled all over me! I want a replacement!" The employee was a little confused and didn't know what to say. He finally asked her to describe the cup holder to him...he'd never heard of his company selling in-computer cup holders. So the lady went on to describe the cup holder to him. "Well, it pops out of the little box when I push a button, and it has 40x written on it..."
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Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
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My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
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The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results. The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results.
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