Best Cell Phones

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.
Author: Nelson Mandela

I am not bound to please thee with my answers.
Author: William Shakespeare

I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Author: Buzz Aldrin

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
Author: Nancy Reagan

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
Author: Demetri Martin

Knock Knock Who's there ! Crete ! Crete who ? Crete to see you again !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ? Cyprus the bell !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes