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Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
Author: Jerry Garcia

Something unknown is doing we don't know what.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go... And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.
Author: Gloria Naylor

Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
Author: Satchel Paige

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes